Thursday
Feb172011
Note to Self #1
February 17, 2011
Every now and then, I'll be sharing little pearls of wisdom - sometimes funny things, often things resulting from my forgetfullness, bad judgement, laziness, absentmindedness, etc. My goal is to help you avoid the same mistakes. And/or to make you smile.
Here's the first installment. Read, learn and enjoy.
Don’t:
- ask your daughter to pick out her favorite fabric from your sewing room stash ("Oh no reason, Sweetheart. Just curious.")
- wait until she’s at school to start making her a birthday gift
- smugly hide the evidence before she comes home, but then
- forget to dispose of the scraps in the garbage can
Because when said short person notices the remnants you WILL be asked: "Mommy, what are you making with my fabric?"
Parenthood requires you to be good at a lot of things - like thinking on your feet, remaining calm under pressure ... and lying.
Kristyne | 3 Comments |
tagged Humor, Note to Self, Parenthood
Reader Comments (3)
Kristyne,
You're hilarious ... there's no other word for it! You're also raw and authentic. Thanks so much for your priceless humour! I'll be watching for your next posting ... no pressure :-)!
Oh and don't leave receipts for Christmas gifts lying around. It's not enough just to use different paper! Kids are smart!!