Note to Self #5
Never use misguided optimism when parking a minivan.
For example, "I probably won't fit, but maybe I'm wrong!" can end up looking like this ...
Apparently, the laws of physics don't care if you're late picking up someone from the airport.
(Again, reeeeeeeeeally sorry Honey!)
Notice the super awesome job I did getting TWO body parts instead of just one?
Even the police officer who filled out the damage report was impressed.
"Go big or go home," right?
How about, "Just go early you nimrod so you can take your time finding a bigger parking spot ... "