So. My husband was at Costco the other day and came across two women & a toddler, who was sitting in the cart.
Halfway through the store the little one got antsy and started demanding her freedom.
The mom said, "You have two choices: either sit here in the cart, or let your Aunt carry you."
Little's response? "Me pick PURPLE!"
Next time someone offers me two unacceptible options, I'm picking PINK!